Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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