whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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