But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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