so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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