Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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