just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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