come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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