are you still at the devil's house?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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