yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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