I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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