I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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