Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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