This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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