I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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