Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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