Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
