No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Randomize
