i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just had sex bonerless
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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