I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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