Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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