I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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