I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just invented taco cereal.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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