Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.

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(512): View more from Texas

My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill

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