just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....