We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..