Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.