with your own penis?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?