Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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