Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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