I am puke
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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