Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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