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wow. woo me matt, woo me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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