Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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