So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
