Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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