dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
