There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
