@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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