So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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