so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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