Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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