There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
where are my eyebrows?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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