whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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