i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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