If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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