what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
this hospital has no fireball
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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