why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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