Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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