Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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