when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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