i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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