Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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