Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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