$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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