Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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