Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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