we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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