Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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