help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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