OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
