So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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